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Desperado!
Poor Jessica Simpson just can’t catch a break in love these days, ya’ll! The former singer and current country hick hasn’t had any luck in her string of boyfriends following her divorce. First she was DUMPED by John Mayer and was told to leave him alone via his online blog for the world to snigger at.
Now, recent reports have claimed that Jess’s new boyfriend Tony Romo has also dumped her but her manager/father is trying to keep it quiet so his dream woman/daughter can save face. Joe Simpson went as far as to beg Tony to be Jessica’s date for Ashlee’s upcoming nuptuals to Pete Wentz.
Tony caved into the Simpson’s demands and he and Jessica were photographed driving into the estate of Joe & Tina Simpson.
Here they are gearing up for Ash & Pete’s wedding.
A little advice Jess, move back to Texas and marry a farmer. Everyone hates you now.
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Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo’s Cake-Licking Birthday Celebration
Jessica Simpson serenaded her beau Tony Romo at his birthday bash on Saturday night in Dallas - and fed him some cake.
The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)
The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake - a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number - champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.
At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau - then they started feeding each other cake. (See more pics from the feeding here.)
“She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle,” says one club insider. “But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.”
On Sunday, the inseparable pair were spotted at Bent Tree Country Club where Romo teed off to play 18 rounds. Simpson watched from the sidelines, riding along in a golf cart.
