Emo-Tastic!

Shiri Dee

I can’t figure out which one is the woman in this relationship.
Ashlee Simpson her girlfriend of two years, Pete Wentz are officially hitched!
They decided on a quicky wedding before Pete pops out their baby! Oh, I mean, Ashlee….Ashlee.
“We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” a spokesperson told People.
Petey Pie wore a beautiful ivory lace gown by Monique Lhuillier and jewellery by Neil Lane…Oh, I mean Ashlee did. It was Ashlee.
Good luck to you both, Girly and Girlier! May you have blissfull years of happy marriage while you fight for dear life over the hair straightener, black eyeliner and who has the right to cry during “The Notebook”
Every Happiness!

Dude, Pete’s not a girl.. WTF?