Desperado!

Poor Jessica Simpson just can’t catch a break in love these days, ya’ll! The former singer and current country hick hasn’t had any luck in her string of boyfriends following her divorce. First she was DUMPED by John Mayer and was told to leave him alone via his online blog for the world to snigger at.
Now, recent reports have claimed that Jess’s new boyfriend Tony Romo has also dumped her but her manager/father is trying to keep it quiet so his dream woman/daughter can save face. Joe Simpson went as far as to beg Tony to be Jessica’s date for Ashlee’s upcoming nuptuals to Pete Wentz.
Tony caved into the Simpson’s demands and he and Jessica were photographed driving into the estate of Joe & Tina Simpson.
Here they are gearing up for Ash & Pete’s wedding.

A little advice Jess, move back to Texas and marry a farmer. Everyone hates you now.
