Such sad news. Apparently people aren’t lining up in groves to hang out with Paris Hilton on her new MTV Reality Show. Someone get Nicole Ritchie on the batphone, quickly!

OK! Magazine says, But the scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week didn’t exactly resemble the thousands of hopefuls you’d see lined up for a shot of American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance. Actually, it didn’t even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks.
“There were less than 40 people there,” one audition insider tells OK!.

Less than 40 people? There 40 people at McDonalds for Egg McMuffins this morning at 6am. Mostly they were all truckers and lawncare dudes, but nevertheless, they amounted to more than 40. So basically Egg McMuffins are more appealing than spending your days with Paris Hilton.

Imagine that.