If Paris Hilton could read, I’m sure she’d realize just how silly it looks that she’s wearing a t-shirt with her name on it. Oh, I’m so whimsical!

Now, Paris is spewing more silly crap. She’s talking to People magazine about her desire for a white wedding saying of her boyfriend of three months, Benji Madden, “He wants to [get hitched].” Paris added, “I’d wear a beautiful white dress … probably Dolce & Gabbana.”

I think Paris’ expectations for her life are way too high. Someone needs to tell her she sucks and will never succeed once and a while. Oh wait..

Kim Kardashian and the rest of her obnoxious family met Miley Cyrus at the Wango Tango concert in LA. I’m sorry, but those two little Jenner-Dashians scare the pants off me. They actually make Kim look semi-decent in this picture.

Miley would be lying if she wasn’t thinking the same thing.

Miley Cyrus is feeling some backlash lately. As it seems the Vanity Far photos have started to brush over, now a band is accusing her of lifting their song.

Nick Cloutman, guitarist of the band Lustra, says that Miley’s song “Rockstar” is extremely similar to their song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” off their album Left For Dead. Well, they at least have a better song title.

“Although we are very flattered that Ms. Cyrus took this route, we would have preferred some credit,” Cloutman says. The band is reportedly “considering various options to rectify this situation,” he added.

Well, I think we all know this isn’t Miley’s fault. I mean, for one thing, she doesn’t even write most of her own songs. Blame Disney.

Miley Cyrus is back in front of the camera, only this time for a much more wholesome cause. And not, it seems, a moment too soon. I think we all needed a break from her Vanity Fair photos.

But I don’t know, it almost seems like any picture I see her in now looks suggestive, even though it’s not really. Does that make sense? Probably not.

I feel like Angie looks her happiest when she’s pregnant; however, you would think it would be the exact opposite. Still, I’m loving the hell out of her green dress and Brad always looks good in a simple tux.

So, I present to you, Brangelina in Cannes. Enjoy!

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Dina Lohan and her much older-looking 14-year-old daughter, Ali, spoke to ExtraTV.com about their new reality show, “Living Lohan”. Talk turned to Lindsay, because that’s obviously the only reason to watch the show.

The Lohans denied that Lindsay is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Well, Ali denied it. Because there’s nothing more disgusting to a 14-year-old girl than someone making out with the big sister that she idolizes.

“They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say,” Ali said.

Dina merely says that “Samantha’s an amazing girl.” So she’s not even trying to cover it up..

They also explain their reasoning behind their show as an attempt to “to set the record straight as to who we are as people.”

We already have that figured out, thanks.

Even though Poor little Audrina Patridge might be getting the boot from L.C. on “The Hills”, the new movie role she’s landed in “Into the Blue Too: The Reef” is probably enough to help her completely forget just how traumatized she was after her friendship dissolved.

Also, I mean, as horrible actress as she is, you can’t expect her to completely disappear from stardom. Those breast implants aren’t going to pay for themselves! A girl needs to live in this country.

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Here’s Pete Doherty, whatever that is on his face, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke.

No, I’m kidding around. Actually, they were apparently celebrating Pete’s release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy.

They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London’s Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they’re crackhead - with or without the crack.

I know her boyfriend is a lost cause, but I really was rooting for Amy to get sober. Ah well, now I know better.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:

She surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.

Ah!
I always liked Ellen.

Pete Wentz (full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, thats right…the THIRD) had a bachelor party thrown for him last night with his dad (pink shirt) and future father-in-law Joe Simpson.

Doesn’t he just look SOOOOOO happy.
I love his shirt.
“I’m so happy I could just shit’

Congrats!

Yes, she’s just too beautiful. How can you not be envious?

But, amazingly enough, the usually sour-faced pregnant Jessica Alba managed to crack a smile here for the cover of allure magazine!

Here are Angelina, Brad, and their children Maddox and Pax sailing down the French Riviera aboard a private yacht. Jealous much?

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Shayne Lamas just won “The Bachelor: London Calling” and got herself a proposal and a big rock from Matt Grant.

But before planning a wedding, it appears that Shayne is going to be the next cover girl for Joe Francis‘ magazine Girls Gone Wild. Perhaps a early wedding present for Matt?

According to that perv Joe Francis, “Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality, but she also happens to be very hot.”

In the article, Shayne says Matt is “very casual and respectful of women.”

He obviously likes ‘em classy.

Yes, we have MORE pictures added to our gallery thanks to one of our administrators, Violet!

This includes new pictures of:

Jojo

Connor Paolo, also known as Eric on “Gossip Girl”

& you can check out all the rest by heading over to our gallery, enjoy!

Watch the Full Episode “How I met Your Mother” from tonight featuring Britney Spears at this link HERE.

Brit makes her second appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” tonight — and while her acting skills still leave a bit to be desired, her chest does its best to serve as a distraction.

Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch debt has been bought out just days before the property was to go on the auction block. Who’s bad?

TMZ has obtained the deed with the lucky new owners - 1224 LLC. The debt is said to be around $23 million - plus an additional few hundred for llama food.

For the record, Jackson is still the official owner of Neverland Ranch, he just signs his mortgage payments over to someone else now.

The Hoff wasn’t around to foot the bill for his baby mama’s Mother’s Day brunch … but he probably paid for it anyway.

Pulling up in the Mercedes she got in the divorce settlement, Pamela Bach and daughters Hayley and Taylor ate out at the Ivy before going on a shopping spree down Robertson Blvd. Last month a judge ruled David has to fork over $21,000 a month in spousal support and another $4,000 in child support — looks like it’s going to good use.

The hired help at Mr. Chow’s L.A. restaurant claim the restaurant eats its own.

According to the court papers filed at LA’s Superior Court this afternoon, the Chow-lings claim the big bosses have pilfered their tips, shortchanged them on OT and wouldn’t even let them chow down during lunch.

So check this out. The help claims Chow kept the ship tighter than a shrimp dumpling — docking them every time they screwed up. Looks like Chow is the ultimate micro-manager, and we’re not just talking height. Cue rim shot.

Here are some new promo pics of Shia Labeouf & cast from “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” coming out Thursday.

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Here she is, posing topless for the new issue of Vogue Italia. And yes, it is censored.